When I was a kid at the grocery store with my mom, I was always wanting to stop at every sample table. I wanted to try everything. Sometimes I loved it. Sometimes I hated it. Sometimes my mom would buy it.

Now that I’m all grown up, I avoid those tables when doing my own shopping. Truth be told, I try to avoid eye contact with most sales people. I hate grocery shopping and prefer to get in and get out of the store as quickly as possible. I’ll probably even switch over to having everything delivered soon.

I still like to sample things before I commit to a bigger purchase though. Except it’s porn these days and not groceries.

There are so many sites out there that it is hard choosing. I want to try them all and then only pay for the ones that satisfy me the most. You can get cheap porn trials with up to 100% off and I take full advantage of those trials when I find them.