Every man should have one of these as a backup. Why? Because this thing will rock your cock for less than $20 and it will do it without bitching or nagging or telling you that your balls smell something fearous.

When your old lady passes out drunk or you find yourself old lady-less you can always whip this Super Sucker UR3 Masturbator out and go to town. The inside is ribbed for a vibrating feeling without the noise.

Made of UR3 this male masturbator feels incredibly lifelike and is non-phthalates. If you don’t know what that is, just know it won’t leach yucky plastic stuff into your blood stream through your cock.

This product is proudly made in America!

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